February 2011
If I Have A Daughter And She Walks Out Looking...
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since...
dejaa-vu:
s-chyeaa:
stayfuckinclassy:
LOL
lmao. oh damn
OMG
When there's a sex scene
You’re with your parents:
You’re with your friends:
You’re with your boyfriend/girlfriend:
January 2011
I've been waiting for a good conversation with...
Too bad those things only come once in a while. I’ll stay up tonight just looking for someone to talk to though.
Regardless
All your life people will hate you, love you, laugh with you, or laugh at you. So it really doesn’t matter what you do or who you are, you just have to be yourself.
I hate when I'm hungry, but there isn't anything...
sincerely-alexis:
"Clean your room, family are coming over."
sometimesyouhaveletgo:
Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom.
That annoying moment when you prove your parents...
the-requiem:
I've lost my fucking mind
Umm can someone/anyone take me anywhere, let’s have fun and be stupid. I seriously don’t care who (I have to know you of course), I’ll pay for gas, I’ll ditch that whole day, and this post is serious!!! So desperate for some fun and stress relief. I’m sooo down for anything right now. I doubt anyone is gonna respond but it’s worth the try.
Damn I need a hug.
imagine being tumblr famous
haefishy:
thanhx2:
getting 161845285 questions a day
everyone reblogging your posts
everyone liking and reblogging your photos saying how good you look
losing 1 follower and not caring cos you have like 50000
being able to say whatever the fuck you want because everyone loves you
Okay, now go back to your reality! :) HAHA
Lolol this is hilarious in a sad way OTL
^ lol...
That awkward moment when you throw a grenade at...
takemehomeimdrunk:
damn you bruno!
That awkward moment when you get in the van and...
teachmehowtobieber:
thatshouldbemestuckinthemoment:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...”
– Albert Einstein (via mols)
Stare at the dot for 30 seconds and the orange...
That moment when you feel someone doesn't want to...
brocat-:
Lol!
A life with Facebook sluts:
cvcisme:
When they get a new boyfriend:
Afew hours later: ‘I love yuu so much bbe.”
Every status, every day: ‘I love my bbe 4eva:’
Spamming your news feeds with pictures of them basically shagging:
They break up:
She posts depressing status’ about how much she loves and misses him:
2 days later, she now ‘in a relationship’ with a new guy:
I need egg flower soup and a hug :(
Where are my fucking friends?
WTF happened to the friends that had my back and want to hang out with me? I don’t even have that kind of friendships anymore. Fuck it’s already hard to make new friends that want to chill with you. The ones I already have here, my so called best friends, you guys are always gone when I need you the most. I don’t even ask for much! Real talk: you won’t be seeing me around...
I'd slap you, but bitch that would be considered...
HELL YA
I didn't ask to be born so fucking awesome.
Lol
When a fake girl you hate comes at you and...
the-requiem:
love that